Did you know that I am as dumb as a rock?

Or so my PRE teen son would like you to think.

It has begun. Space aliens have come down sometime in the recent past and sucked out part of my child. He is being replaced with a pre-teen form that looks just like him, sounds like him and even hugs like him....but he's a possessed version of my boy.

This version thinks I know nothing. This version thinks he can sit on the computer and talk "IM" (instant message) to his friends all night...without having to share the computer with..god forbid.. his SIBLINGS.

This version of alien form believes he is too cool for many things now. Including being seen for too long on the playground after school with me or his brother. His brother that is his best friend anywhere but the school yard. Poor Trev...he doesn't know about the aliens yet :(

Yes, it has started. The alien invasion. I become dumb for the next 10 years. Oh man! I have 2 more behind him!!!

This is good birth control for those thinking of having their kids 2 or 3 years apart....do it all at once...get the alien beings all together!!! Spacing them is cruel to yourselves. Trust me on this!!!!

I have 2 years with Trevor and 4 left with Faith. I am hoping that by then she will see the alien beings and refused to be transformed....but I doubt it. I am afraid she will be more like the alien being that possessed me and then we are ALL in for some serious trouble (stop laughing dad!)

So it begins....he is becoming a pre-teen. I warned him already that "I didn't like Brenden for a really long time....let's make sure I don't feel the same way about you"! The Dr. turned beet red laughing at that one today...he wished me luck.

I'm doomed.
It's coming.
the undeniable alien invasion.
Mother's hug your little ones....cause it will happen to you too.

The alien invasion....you become dumb as a rock. It's inevitable.

Wish me luck! :)